Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
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cheekyannon asked: Can pretty pretty pleasssseeeee do mine?...
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
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its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents
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when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
One sad chair :( y u sad?